Nov. 6th, 2015 10:57 am
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[personal profile] lotesse
Man, each time I read Ben Carson's "as a teenager, I would go after people with rocks, and bricks, and baseball bats, and hammers" line, it comes out more and more like a Python sketch. "The Pirhana Brothers Take the Presidency."

"Vince: After that I used to go round his flat every Sunday lunchtime to apologize and we'd shake hands and then he'd nail my head to the floor.

Interviewer: Every Sunday?

Vince: Yeah but he was very reasonable. Once, one Sunday, when my parents were coming round for tea I asked him if he'd mind very much not nailing my head to the floor that week and he agreed and just screwed my pelvis to a cake stand."

Date: 2015-11-06 06:14 pm (UTC)
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From: [personal profile] princessofgeeks
Just when I think US politics can't get any weirder, it gets weirder.

Date: 2015-11-07 09:36 pm (UTC)
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From: [personal profile] msilverstar
That really is Pythonesque!

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