how shall we fuck off?
Jan. 10th, 2012 05:51 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png)
Meme, nicked from
wordweaverlynn: Pick up the nearest book to you. Turn to page 45. The first sentence describes your sex life in 2012.
Nonfiction edition, from Dysfunctional Families in the Wessex Novels of Thomas Hardy by Lois Bethe Schoenfeld: "Here Hardy stresses the need for close, intimate relationships between the siblings, if not with the parents as well, although he does not offer us solutions to the changing form of the family as a result of social and economic change." Ahahahaha INCEST? LOLWHUT.
Fiction edition, from The Woman on the Edge of Time by Marge Piercy: "Receptive." OKAY THEN. I'LL TAKE THAT.
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Nonfiction edition, from Dysfunctional Families in the Wessex Novels of Thomas Hardy by Lois Bethe Schoenfeld: "Here Hardy stresses the need for close, intimate relationships between the siblings, if not with the parents as well, although he does not offer us solutions to the changing form of the family as a result of social and economic change." Ahahahaha INCEST? LOLWHUT.
Fiction edition, from The Woman on the Edge of Time by Marge Piercy: "Receptive." OKAY THEN. I'LL TAKE THAT.
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Date: 2012-01-11 02:22 am (UTC)A strict routine, regular as clockwork, with no decisions having to be made by me.
OH NO NO NO NO THANKS. (The next two sentences are: At first I had hated to have such a straightjacket to my existence, but I'd become used to it. I suppose one gets used to anything. Yikes. The shadow of Freud hovers over me, ready to cure Frigidity by any means necessary.)
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Date: 2012-01-11 02:39 am (UTC)"Now he could go home and explain to the girl that nothing had happened."
I don't know why, but that struck me as hilarious and appropriate.
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Date: 2012-01-11 03:01 pm (UTC)booooks
Date: 2012-01-11 03:43 am (UTC)I got, "The following sections explain your options." A bit colorless, but probably the best I was going to get from a software manual.
Dear Spouse got, "Ferncloud pushed her way out of the nursery." I think we're going to have to get out of the nursery ourselves real soon.
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Date: 2012-01-11 02:58 pm (UTC)...yes, please?
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Date: 2012-01-11 10:11 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2012-01-12 08:40 am (UTC)