We here at Inter-State Friend Industries have heard that you need cheering up. Please feel free to choose from a variety of our menu options specially designed for this purpose.
Please press 1 if you would like a tea date with M. George Sand and Edna St. Vincent Millay;
Please press 2 if you would like any of your current or future academic work to complete itself;
Please press 3 if you would like a peach which will temporarily transport you to any desired location upon consumption, real or imaginary. This deal comes without hangover-like side effects, although we make no promises as to any worms that may have found the peach.
Thank you again for using Inter-State Friend Industries. We hope you have a pleasant evening.
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Date: 2011-03-23 09:53 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2011-03-24 12:01 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2011-03-24 01:19 am (UTC)Please press 1 if you would like a tea date with M. George Sand and Edna St. Vincent Millay;
Please press 2 if you would like any of your current or future academic work to complete itself;
Please press 3 if you would like a peach which will temporarily transport you to any desired location upon consumption, real or imaginary. This deal comes without hangover-like side effects, although we make no promises as to any worms that may have found the peach.
Thank you again for using Inter-State Friend Industries. We hope you have a pleasant evening.
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Date: 2011-03-24 12:27 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2011-03-24 08:57 pm (UTC)