sillies from class

[lotesse]

from a handout in Media Ethics:

Attourney: Are you sexually active?
Witness: No, I just lie there.

A: What gear were you in at the moment of the impact?
W: Gucci sweats and Reeboks.

A: What was the first thing your husband said to you that morning?
W: He said, "Where I am, Cathy?"
A: And why did that upset you?
W: My name is Susan.

A: Do you know if your daughter has ever been involved in voodoo?
W: we both do.
A: Voodoo?
W: We do.
A: You do?
W: yes, voodoo.

A: How was your first marrigae terminated?
W: By death.
A: and by whose death was it terminated?

A: All your responses must be oral, okay? What school did you go to?
W: Oral.

A: Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you check for a pulse?
W: No.
A: Did you check for blood pressure?
W: No.
Did you check for breathing?
W: No.
A: So, is it possible that the patient was stil alive when you began the autopsy?
W: No.
A: How can you be so sure, Doctor?
W: Because his brain was sitting on my desk in a jar.
A: But could the patient still been alive, nevertheless?
W: Yes, it is possible that he could have been alive and practicing law.

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