I started this back in my post-movie burst of creativity, and then got lost with it, until I figured out that of course the girl scientist banging the hot Norse divinity was the key to the whole thing.
This poor Scandinavian hero-worship (1750 words) by lotesse
Chapters: 1/1
Fandom: The Avengers (Marvel Movies), Thor (Movies)
Rating: Teen And Up Audiences
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Relationships: Jane Foster/Thor
Characters: Tony Stark, Bruce Banner, Thor (Marvel), Jane Foster (Marvel), Jarvis (Iron Man movies)
Additional Tags: Religion, Awkward Conversations, Recreational Drug Use, Science
Summary: “So, I mean,” Tony slurs, curling up against the warm solid mass of Thor's chest, “here's what I don't get. You're a Norse god, right?” Thor rumbles an amused affirmative, and Tony feels the vibrations against his cheek. Fuck he's drunk. He's not supposed to get this drunk. He's so fucking drunk and Thor is a Norse god. “So that means that you're conclusive proof in the existence of god. Atheism is screwed.”
This poor Scandinavian hero-worship (1750 words) by lotesse
Chapters: 1/1
Fandom: The Avengers (Marvel Movies), Thor (Movies)
Rating: Teen And Up Audiences
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Relationships: Jane Foster/Thor
Characters: Tony Stark, Bruce Banner, Thor (Marvel), Jane Foster (Marvel), Jarvis (Iron Man movies)
Additional Tags: Religion, Awkward Conversations, Recreational Drug Use, Science
Summary: “So, I mean,” Tony slurs, curling up against the warm solid mass of Thor's chest, “here's what I don't get. You're a Norse god, right?” Thor rumbles an amused affirmative, and Tony feels the vibrations against his cheek. Fuck he's drunk. He's not supposed to get this drunk. He's so fucking drunk and Thor is a Norse god. “So that means that you're conclusive proof in the existence of god. Atheism is screwed.”