Darcy get your - fencing foil?

[lotesse]

Am I the only one who really wants Darcy to somehow get wind of all Mr. Collins' nasty insinuations about Lizzy - that she's saying "no" because she really means "yes," that she may never have another marriage proposal, all the nose-rubbing later at Rosings - and give him a good whomping? With, like, sardonic eyebrows and frosty sarcasm and maybe even a bit of macho beatdown when the more subtle methods by which he expresses his disdain rebound of off Collins' thick skull?

Comments

[dramedy]

have you read Pride and Prejudice and Zombies? There's no Mr. Collins beat down, but there is lots of well placed violence.

[lotesse]

I haven't, but it keeps tempting me in the Uni bookshop - and if Mr. Collins gets his, it's just been bumped up my to-read list!

[lauredhel]

Can I recommend a library trial, if accessible? The first half was terrific, and I loved the explanation for the Charlotte/Mr Collins storyline (without being too spoilery), but the later disabilityfail is epic.

[lotesse]

... aaand bumped right back down! Dang. Why must there be so much fail?!

[(Anonymous)]

Ｍｏｒｉｋａｗａって、とにかく、本をいっぱい出しているみたいから、私に出版社を紹介して、暴露本の出版をrecomendすると思う。

[(Anonymous)]

Did you settled with him?