Fashion is a form of ugliness so intolerable that we have to alter it every six months.

Today I'm lazy and disaffected. It's raining and slushy and cold outside. I don't have any classes. Therefore, it's perfectly reasonable for me to sit in bed and eat jellied cranberries and watch ANTM on YouTube. I'm disaffected! Clearly, there must be models!

One more hour, and I'll launch into productivity. One more hour.