fictional boyfriends!

[lotesse]

Fictional boyfriends that I would so totally actually date:

-Sam Gamgee - devoted, steady, and hardworking, with a bonus respect for academic work
-Simon Tam - really, really smart, with guts, wits, and the ability to persist (plus you know he's gotta be whiz with anatomy)
-Gilbert Blythe
-Daniel Jackson - I know his girls have a tendency to end up with snakes in their heads, but he's so worth the risk. Smart, sweet, and the linguist thing really turns my crank.
-James Wilson - he's just so, so, so decent!

Fictional boyfriends that I should never, never even so much as contemplate dating:

-Angel - I'd end up slapping the broodyness irl, plus Angelus eep!
-Edward Elric - just a few too many mommy issues, kthx
-Jim Kirk - I don't think I could ever actually go with a military type. Am peacenik.
-Sirius Black - it's never a good idea to take home the pretty, unstable, sparky ones
-Luke Skywalker - he's just a little bit more suicidal and messed up than I like my men in person

Comments

[amelia-petkova.livejournal.com]

I remember a while back there was a "Marry, Screw, or Shove Off a Cliff" making the rounds of some friends' LJs. I didn't participate, but I still remember it. (That's starting to sound like fun...)

What is Daniel Jackson from? I think if dating Gilbert Blythe came alone, you'd have to agree to Anne as part of the package. Or else you'd have to listen to him talking about her all the time while she's still ignoring him.

[lotesse]

Daniel (see icon) is the pretty geekboy from Stargate SG1 :)

And oh, honey, you have no idea how totally okay I'd be with having Anne as well! woof.

[amelia-petkova.livejournal.com]

And oh, honey, you have no idea how totally okay I'd be with having Anne as well! woof. I kind of guessed that. ;)

You do realize this starts a domino effect? If you get Gilbert, Anne comes along by default. If Anne is there, you get Diana as well because she would refuse to be separated from her BFF. And before you know it, you have a harem of Anne of Green Gables characters!

[lotesse]

Curses! You have discovered my evil plan!

[ilthit]

I would date only one of all your fictional boyfriends, unless we mean Spader!Jackson.

[lotesse]

Which one? And I'd take either Spader! or Shanks!Jackson - it's the geekery that does it for me, not the face.

[ilthit]

Sam Gamgee of course! :D

The other Jackson never looked like a geek. He looks milit'ry.